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Monday, May 18th, 2009 | Author: Erik Slade

I’ve been a little mesmerised by the wonder that is Wolfram Alpha. The extravagantly titled “Computational Knowledge Engine (CKE)”.

By calling it the CKE, for short, they’ve probably scared away a lot of people. That is until you give it a shot.

For example, as a paramedic, you visit a 30 year old fella who says he weighs 110kg and is 5′8″. That looks overweight, but with the Wolfram CKE you can see how bad this really is. Just type into the box: 30yr male 5′8″ 110kg and hit enter. Soon you’ll be informed that:

Captain Tubby’s specs are:

  • BMI of 36.9 = obese.
  • His ideal weight is 68.5kg (he’s 41.5kg too heavy).
  • He’s got 6.1 litres of whole blood pumping around.
  • His lung capacity is 3.9L.

Click the more button and you’ll get:

  • His basal metabolic rate – 2138 calories/day.
  • Other stuff.

How amazing is that? Type in your own details and be prepared to be scared.

Need help with that crossword on a cold lonely night shift? Type in _a_a_edic and voila out pops “paramedic”.

Need to know how much that apple and carrot just cost you in calories and how much protein you just gobbled up? Type in 1 apple + 1 carrot and you’ll see that you just had 104 calories and 761mg of protein. I wonder how much that cheeseburger just cost me? 550 calories apparently.

Type in drug names, places, formulas, electrical calculations, words, peoples names, blah, blah, blah. You will learn something new.

The best thing for paramedics? Next time you have someone in the back of your truck you’ll have some new tidbit to chat about. No more painful silences and pretending to do paperwork. Bonus.

Anyway, I’m just scraping the sides of what this thing can do. And by the sounds of things Wolfram Alpha is just getting started as well.

Wolfram Alpha. The new google or just a plaything. Could be both. I reckon there may just be a synergy that could work out nicely.

Enjoy. Let us know what you can find.

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Friday, May 01st, 2009 | Author: Erik Slade

I just dinna get the Twitter thang.

Little snippets of nothing that apparently mean something. Sounds like a Milky Way Ad.

My problem, I think aside from my other idiot-syncrasies, is that Twitter is little more than the status updates from Facebook but just with a little added Ashton and Oprah.

Isn’t it?

Maybe I’m narrow minded. But according to this article, 60% of people who try Twitter stop trying the next month. Forever.

That’s crap. Facebook is at least lots of percents more.

Anyhoo. Sorry for the delay in the posts. Except from my Tweets on the right hand side. Pass the Duchy, Twitter does have a use. Micro-updates to blogs.

What a hypocrite.

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 | Author: Erik Slade

Domino’s CEO Don Meij has announced some “saucy” secrets from Domino’s HQ.

Let’s hope this isn’t one of them:

Anyhoo, I’m sure this never happens in Australia.

And just in case your looking for the link to Paramedical life – one word – GASTRO!

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Thursday, March 26th, 2009 | Author: Erik Slade

This is exactly what paramedics want people to do:

Having a heart attack? Just walk it off! Well no, not really.

This is a story about an Italian Dr who has a heart attack while operating on some blokes brain. And he doesn’t stop. And they both live!

Sorry about ruining the ending. Just pop over to the link and have a read.

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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 | Author: Erik Slade

This is why I’m not a twitterer, tweeter, twit, twat, tweetiterer, err…

I just can’t understand the concept of Twitter. Way too random.

“I’m loving this toilet seat”

“His bum looks big in those jeans”

“Bob is feeling furry today”

Too scary and who’s really there to listen?

Facebook on the other hand…

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